Stoned Quotes

Well, they say some pretty odd things, and unfortunately, I'm no exception to the insanity. Aye, all I have are a few Alphaboi and I have said, but I'm asking for the older ones, and I'm putting them up here.
No worries, They are not usually obscene... Oh wait. Yeah they are ;P Sit back and laugh.

  • "I get nervous around people, on a high... With balls like that." ~Wolven (Me) Talking about Steve juggling Billiard balls.

  • "Fuck me up, Scotty!" -Nick

  • "I'm on a Tilt-A-Whirl with Jesus!" -Sharde while in a swerving car.

  • "I wanna astral travel someday, and meet Jesus and Buddha... They seem like such a nice couple!" -Sharde

  • "Don't make fun of me, I don't have my lucky charms!!" -Tiff looking for her cereal.

  • "No more curvies or turnies or I'll puke on Brendies!" -Wolven, same swerving car.

  • "You stuck your tounge in my mouth"
    "Yep, I did"
    "I liked dat, do dat again" -Sharde and Wolven

  • "My mouth tastes like vegitation.." -Sharde

  • "My dorito crashed and burned on the floor" -Weezel after dropping his chip.

  • "Hello Mr. Gascan, I didn't see you there." -Sharde

  • "I see Triangusaursus!" -Shane

  • "No matter which way we walk, we always form a triangle!" -Tiff

  • "Shane, I see a rift in the space time continuum"
    "Yeah, and it's in my hips" -Sharde and Shane

  • "Take it before I shove it up your nose!"
    "Or my butt either man!!"- Wolven and Sharde

  • Red, to Kurt "You need that as much as Brendon needs an asshole on his elbow"
    Kurt says, "I'm sorry, I was just admiring Brendon's elbowasshole"
    Sharde says "No, YOU'RE an asshole!" - Red, Kurt, and Sharde

  • "Huuhuhuh.... It fell...." -Sharde, after dropping a lighter.

  • Zach, if I had a vagina, I'd slop it all over your face" -Weezel

  • "Brendon, if you weren't my brother, I'd totally buttrape the living shit out of you" -Weezel

  • Weezel: "See Nick, the problem is, you're a vagine. You have juices inside of you"
    Nick: "Would you like to find them?"
    Weezel: "Let me get the pop bottle."-Weezel and Nick

  • Weezel says: "Shane, lets play stabby stabby. We take knives and stab each other in the neck until one of us is dead, or can't move our arms anymore"
    Shane says: "See, but you've got a distinct advantage.....your penis is smaller." -Weezel and Shane

  • "Hello? I have blood on my carpet. Yeah my daughters hurling it up. She dun like it... Not one bit... But she loooves Vicadin... If this is vicadin, sign me up for life man." -Julia while hurling up surgical blood.

  • "Eye wiggle brow-brow!" -Julia

  • "Brendon, say something profound!"
    "Uhh, I did your mom last night." -Brendon and Mikey

  • "Look maw, I'ma fan belt!" -Wolven, referring to nose chain.

  • "Don't make me spill the crying milk!" -Sharde

  • "Keith, turn around ya scrawny neeegro!" -Sharde

  • "Ow, my titty, my titty, my titty!" - Wolvyn

  • "Please, somebody dew me!" -Brendo

  • "So how's that urinary thing going for ya?" -Brendon to Tiff

  • "It's like I can be focussed on everything at once, but only one thing at a time" - Nick

  • "I only date white guys" - Red

  • "I'm not a long range weapon" -Meep

  • "Is Jesus a man, or a puppy of some sort?" -Weezel

  • "Ball of flaming fag" - Weezel

  • "Why do you want me to come so much?" -Wolvyn to Sharde/Brendo

  • "See, I told you I was better in real life." -Sharde

  • Nick: "Glad to be home?"
    Katie: "Ehh a little, this is where my vibrator is, but thats about the only thing I'm excited about."

  • Brendo-"Look at the mexican snowman. He's playing la coocaratcha!"
    Shane- "Those are mittens."
    Brendo- "Oh really?"

  • "Do you really think Brendon getting off or not is really going to delay her sleep that much?" -Nick

  • "Wither up and wind away!" -Wolvyn

  • "*bites a doughnut* this is the best donut i've ever had *bites the same kind of donut in the other hand* No THIS is the best doughnut i've ever had!"-Caitlin

  • "I don't know how to measure a pop can." -Brendo

  • "I am the grundle monster, like cookie monster. GRUNDLE MONSTER"-Weezil

  • "I was born by a virgin" -Weezel

  • "Dude, it's like it's saying something to me, in japanese" -Weezel

  • "Just wear .......like ....a brass nutcup" -Nick

  • "Nick, you look so Jamican in that picture" -Weezel

  • Weezel: "Nick you suck!"
    Nick: "Why? "
    Weezel: "Because you suck leopard cock."

  • "I've got a monkey fart from hell" - Anu

  • "I'm laying horizontally you!" -Wolvyn to Sharde.

  • "I feel like a camel. my neck will bend and strech" -Anu

  • "Wrong one fuckstick"- Anu

  • "Fuck you fuzzynuts" - Anu

  • "Excuse me, I'm walking on stars" -wolvyn

  • "My mouth really does taste like vegetables" - Wolvyn

  • "Ah! That hurt my life!" -Anu

  • "The bread ate my nail.." -Amber

  • "Who invented weed?" - Random stoner

  • " Oh my god, with the pain in the forehead" -Anu

  • "He's burning the bits on my boobies" -Wolvyn

  • "Tell Brendon he sucks giant donkey balls, and just spark the bowl" - Nick

  • "Ahh! I'm like in a roller-coaster inside your Brain!" -Wolvyn

  • "My eyes are on fire, my eyes are on fire!!" -Wolvyn

  • "Clock is not the word, more like relocalliated bridge-nosed!" -Wolvyn

  • "I juss blew that allover you," -Annue

  • "Is that where it starts with? The guns in the ass..?" -Wolvyn

  • "Were you listening?"
    "Wait a second, it needs to connect.... It's like call waiting in my brain..."
    ".....So in other words... No." -Annue and Wolvyn



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